Friday, April 1

Pinch and a Punch

ME: Ah ha!  (Approaches THEM with fingers poised like a crab claw.) Pinch and a punch for the first of the month!

THEM: (Retaliates with a fierce kick to the ME's shin.) Slap and a kick for being so quick!

ME: Dammit. 

The sad tangled web weaved by the twelve times yearly tradition - The First Day of the Month. What is so deformed in our genetic make-up that we think this is actually fun?

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